First of all you catch a Koala or Wombat then you teach the little blighter not to swear in public, particularly not on trains. You certainly do not let them come in through the window - they might scratch you, or might end up as some sort of sushi on your dinner plate. Above all, you teach the little monsters how to park ' proper like in OZ' - don't you know that all Ozzies have a protractor in their pocket and are very particular to obey ALL PARKING LAWS!
First of all you catch a Koala or Wombat then you teach the little blighter not to swear in public, particularly not on trains. You certainly do not let them come in through the window - they might scratch you, or might end up as some sort of sushi on your dinner plate. Above all, you teach the little monsters how to park ' proper like in OZ' - don't you know that all Ozzies have a protractor in their pocket and are very particular to obey ALL PARKING LAWS!
Happy Holidays
Moni and Michael